Frequently Unasked Questions


SHOULD I INVOLVE A WRITER AT THIS STAGE OF MY PROJECT?
Yes. The answer is always yes--and at every stage. (Even if it's not me.)

SHOULD I USE SERIAL COMMAS?
Yes. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It could cost you millions of dollars.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME?
Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING?
42. 

WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE A TAUNTAUN?
Luke-warm.

WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY AGAIN?
I write for video games, apps, websites, and other things, Mom. 

IS ANYONE READING THIS?
No. No one reads. :(

A MAN, A TOOTHBRUSH, AND A PENGUIN WALK INTO A BAR...
That's not a question.
FINE.